1. Baroy and N are watching AMC. A commercial for Extenze comes on. (The fact that AMC thinks commercials for Extenze are appropriate for the 8:30 viewing audience...I can't. I just can't.)
N turns to Baroy: Daddy, I should get some of those. They make you grow bigger!
Baroy leaves the room so that the sound of his choking laughter doesn't upset N.
2. N is in the other room. Em hears him saying, "hot, hot, hot," over and over. She calls in to him.
Em: What's hot?
N, coming into the room where we are, carrying a Sears circular from the newspaper with photos of ladies in swimwear: These girls. I want to marry them! They're so hot, dude.
Eight. Eight years old.