Mama's Boy

A song by N, age 7, strummed on his toy guitar:

I love my mommy

So much

and I like my mommy's eyes and her smile and her ears and her mouth

and I like her teeth

She is the perfect mom in the whole wide world and if she gets mad at me I still like her

and I love her still, I still love her, I still love my mommy

I love my mommy, every time she says no, every time she says no when I want to borrow her camera, she says no and no and I don't care if she says no and then I don't care

I love my mommy so much and her eyes are beautiful and her smile is so beautiful and her teeth are so clean

I love my mommy so much, I love her mouth and her nose, I love her ears and I love to kiss her, I love to give her the biggest kisses

She always says 'that's my favorite kiss'

and I love my mommy soooooo muuuuuuuuuch!

I may just have to cut him up into bite-sized pieces so that I can eat him up properly.