My life in just six words

So I just wrote a memoir in six words. So much easier than the book I've been struggling with for close to four years now.

My memoir (under my real name, not TC): I began when I became Mom.

What's yours?

(The Smith site is totally worth checking out the site even if you don't to write one; some of the entries are hysterical, others poignant, others distrubing. And there was apparently a New York Times blog piece on the book that came out of these entries that has a bunch of 'celebrity' six-word memoirs. My personal favorite is Stephen Colbert's. But that's true in general.)