My new piece for Time, I mean! [Insert visual of me doing a little "oh yeah, oh yeah, it's my birthday, it's my birthday" dance. Or not.]
You can read it here. If you want to, I mean. No pressure. (Read it, read it, read it, read it.) For the record, this one was much less-heavily edited. Almost as if I'm starting to get the hang of this whole writing thing!
If you like your magazines in solid form--like I do--it'll be on newsstands possibly starting as early as today, but certainly starting on Monday, when the last issue leaves the stands.
This has been a Private Service Announcement. We now return you to the previously scheduled ranting and angst.