We Have a Winner

I think I'll let our Celebrity Judge tell you about it himself:

There's much to admire in all of these entries. I shall disqualify Tender Capon because, a) it came from an interested party and, b) it sounds vaguely sexual, which is not at all the way that particular interested party should be thinking about his sister-in-law. I think I must disqualify Tangy Crudite also, because of the interested-party exclusion and because crudite, strictly speaking, should not be tangy, unless it has spoiled slightly and begun the slow fermenting process that is particularly common in such fleshy, high-water-content vegetables as peppers and cucumbers. But that's nothing to name a blog after. Teensy Cantloupe has appeal, but in a litigous culture such as ours, I fear it would attract a lawsuit from whichever party now owns the Tiny Coconut trademark, the argument being that any new name with identical initials that refers to both size and vegetable matter is too close. I also like Terrifyingly Creative, mostly because I think it does describe TC herself, but I fear that might seem immodest to readers.

So, all that said, I like (both for the sweetly befuddled state it describes and for the hopeful promise that that condition is transient):

Temporarily Confused

So, Jeanie, what color do you want this blog to be?