Tuesday, March 4, 2008

The Official Why I Can't Really Post Post

1. My head hurts from crying throughout the second half of this movie.

2. If I wait too much longer, it will be tomorrow and the NaBloPolice will come and give me a ticket or something. I'm not sure what they do to scofflaws, but I'm sure it's not pretty.

3. My glasses are upstairs, and I'm blind as a bat without them, so I have no idea if any of the words I'm typing are the words I mean them to be. I'm guessing I'm probably close--thank you, Mrs. High-School Typing Teacher Whose Name I Can't Currently Recall--but for all I know, I'm two keys off, and this is nothing but hpnn;rfuhppl.

4. God, I'm tired. And a little embarrassed. How sad is it to be resorting to this kind of post on DAY FOUR? Will you forgive me if I tell you that tomorrow will be better? I have no idea if it actually will be, but if it'll convince you to forgive me, I'm willing to lie to you.


po said...

My head hurts from trying to read the title of that movie.

Hey, even your fluff pieces are amusing, as that last line really made me laugh.

Rich | Championable said...

There's a movie about Brillo Pads?

Susan said...

Okay, now I am dying to know what the secret is in that movie, but since I am unlikely to actually see the movie, any chance of enlightening me? You could email me, so as not to ruin it for everyone else...